BANG BANG DA BOOGIE

freakin' on the floor
breakin' blockin'... u want more
Hoosier boogaloo

B.A.D. GIRLS FINISH THIRD!

some butterflies float
all the way to Chicago
(they skate forward, too!)

RUMBEL RULES CHICAGO

mayor's race is on
if u know what's good 4 u
vote Rumbel... once... twice...

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

sky high, super fly
passing planets left and right
Varla vroom-a-vroom

ADVENTURES IN JAM-A-LOT

puffeh fluffeh clouds
Jackie Daniels' rainbow slam
care bear fantasy

GOLDEN GIRL GONE BAD

cave-dwelling Zombea
eating tasty brains, yum! yum!
watch out, girls, you're next

BEHOLD THE MANIC GARDEN

blue doom is in bloom
Mother Nature off the rails
freakish flowers, yo!

GOT FANGS?

Rose Feratu, YO!
vampire in a Manictard
what did U expect?

YO, GOT MILK?

organic or not
derby milk is good 4 U
spill @ your own risk!

QUEEN of SPEED

Pominatrix reigns
derby nation state starts now
pledge allegiance, YO!

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW...

Dorothy's dayz R done
double-teamed & double-crossed
yellow brick road block!

SPRING FLING FUN

butterflies & guns
trigger happy fa la la
Nina on the run

FORKABLE & BORKABLE

Swedish gibberish
rolled in Manic sauce, mmmmm good!
tastee BORK, BORK, BORK!

CHOCOLATES R 4 SISSIES, YO!

derby leapfrog love
hearts-N-pain rolled into one
ruthless valentines

POST PUNK POWERHOUSE

checkerboard cha cha
skating Skaface on the make
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!